Breaking News: Amazon’s new headquarters announced as Fargo North Dakota

Fargo will soon have a new identity other than an organized kidnapping and the infamous leg in a wood chipper “dont’cha know”.
Oh yeah, life for tha North Dakotan’s is about to become a hot bed of workin folk. Jeff Bezos will never have to provide A/C again. “With an average temperature of 18.4°F, we will can work employees 15 hours a day and never touch the thermostat” says district
manager Simon Petrikov. Yes, that corporate tax cut is about to pay off and make America great again! With an minimum wage of $7.25 and hour, Amazon can exploit hard working immigrants who’ll live in a virtual icebox for a fraction of the cost.

North Dakota just got fracked again!

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