The famous “whale songs” sung by a few species of whales will now be owned by Universal music. Anyone who from January 5th 2018 decides to record their songs and reuse them will be hit with a “cease and desist” or even worse, sued for intellectual property. Universal will soon release “best of whale songs” in digital format and a limited edition 1000 press on vinyl record.
Rumor has it if these records are played backwards during the humpback solo, you can hear 2 Pac Shakur admit he’s still alive. “This opens the door for various animal voices and sounds to be recorded and resold to millions around the world, ultimately creating jobs” say’s chief executive Rich Whiteman. Nature just keeps on giving! Orders yours now so Santa can mush those reindeer over and bring the gift of nature you can enjoy before all the plastic generated from it chokes them out!